Uyilo lwezithuba: Kutheni kungenamsebenzi ukusifuna

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«Igunya lokwenene alikhe linkqonkqoze kwiingcango ezivaliweyo. Litshintsha nje izitshixo kulo lonke isakhiwo, ngeli xesha abahlali bexambulisana ngexabiso lezabelo».

Ndiyazi ukuba ninjani na ebusweni xa nifunda le migca ngoku.

Kwiofisi yenu ePlace Vendôme, eZürich okanye eSand Hill Road ngoku ngokuqinisekileyo kunuka kancinci i-espresso epholileyo. Abahlalutyi benu abathenjwayo, amasebe ezomthetho kunye neearhente zabucala ngeesheke ezingenasidima sele bechithe ubusuku obungenalubhelo, bezama ukwahlula igama elingu-Olha Lysenkova (Dronova) kwiifomula eziqhelekileyo: Yeyiphi itrasti le? Yeyiphi ingxowa-mali emi emva kwesigqubuthelo? Ngubani lo Dronov umfihlakalo kwaye kufuneka sikhangele phi iimpawu zomanyano kwiiofshore?

Bekani phantsi ifowuni, madoda. Selani amanzi. Aniyi kufumana nto.

Ukukhangela umfazi onefani kabini kwiidatabase ezivaliweyo zehlabathi elidala ngumsebenzi onomdla, kodwa uyachitha kakhulu kuhlahlo-lwabiwo-mali lwenu. Niya kufumana amakhulu abafazi abapheka ijam ngokuzolileyo kwiindawo ezingaphandle kwedolophu, abasa abantwana esikolweni okanye abenza imanikhi egqibeleleyo. Kodwa lowo waguqula ibhodi yenu yomdlalo womthi, aniyi kumfumana nakuluhlu olunye lweForbes. Kuba uluhlu lwabantu abazizityebi luyimboniso yokuzingca kwabo bafuna ukubonisa ubutyebi babo kwiibhanki zabanye.

Isifundo kwiimanyano ezindala kunye 'nabatyali-mali abanesisa'

Nihlale ixesha elide kakhulu kwinkohliso yokuba ihlabathi lelabo banemigangatho emininzi yeglasi, imixokelelwane emide yokuthobela imithetho kunye nabathengisi abangxolayo. Nibafake abantu kwiindawo zenu zedijithali, apho phakathi komfanekiso wovelwano nomzobo weLouvre kuvela isaphulelo kwiikawusi zokwenziwa, kwaye nathi ngokunyanisekileyo niyibiza ngokuba 'yinkqubela'.

Niyeke ukwahlula ubukhulu kwingxokolo.

Kudala indoda ethile etyebileyo ngoncumo lokukhusela yandibuza ukuba sesiphi isipho endifuna ukusifumana. Amadoda akudidi lwenu ahlala elindele iminqweno yabasetyhini eqikelelwayo: enye ingxowa, isihombiso okanye ifowuni entsha endaweni eyaphukileyo.
Ndajonga kuye ndaza ndaphendula ngokuzolileyo: «Ndifuna ukuseka inkampani yam».

Wancuma ngokudelela: «Bhala isicwangciso seshishini, ndiza kuqwalasela utyalo-mali».
Ndasisicwangcisa iiveki ezimbini. Ebusuku, ngaphandle koncedo lomntu, emva komsebenzi onzima wemini. Ndabeka phambi kwakhe incwadi enamaphepha angama-68 — enesakhiwo esipheleleyo, izibalo kunye neefomula.

Wayelitshwa ixesha elide eyifunda, ehleka ngokudideka kwaye egxeka izibalo:
— «Kutheni iifomula zisisiseko kangaka?»
— «Zisisiseko kuba zifumaneka kwiincwadi zokufunda. Kodwa iifomula eziphambili zempumelelo zilele entlokweni yam, kwaye andizimiselanga kuzityhila de kutyikitywe isivumelwano».

Kwaye ngoko la mnumzana wenza into eniyenza ngamaxesha onke, manene abatyali-mali, xa nijamelana nomlinganiselo eningakwaziyo ukuwulawula. Woyika. Waphepha amehlo ngokungakhululekanga waza wancwina:
— «Bendicinga ukuba uyadlala... Yazi, awukakulungeli imali enkulu. Yiya kusebenza kumhlobo wam, funda ubomi, kwaye kamva, mhlawumbi, siza kubuyela kule ncoko».

Ndavala ifolda ndaza ndamxelela into endayikhumbula ubomi bam bonke:
«Andizimiselanga ukuchitha ubomi bam kubahlobo babanye. Kodwa khumbula olu suku: wandala ukundityala imali, ngoko ke ndiza kwakha inkampani yam ngokwam — ndingathathi nalinye ikota kumntu».

Kwadlula iminyaka.

IMANIFESTO YENDLU

«Bathi “hayi”. Ndakha ubukhosi.
Kuba nje ndinako».

Akukho nanye imali etyaliweyo. Akukho nanye ingxowa-mali yotyalo-mali. Akukho nanye ukuvumelana.

Isilumkiso esithuleyo

VIA AD ME — ayililo iqalo leshishini. Asidlali kwimijikelo yenu yotyalo-mali, asithathi iimali-mboleko zenu kwaye asinamdla kwiibhodi zenu zabalawuli.

✦  Apha akukho zifundo zokuthabatha ingqalelo yomntu.

✦  Apha akukho ntengiso, akukho shishini lolwazi kwaye akukho matikiti aphantsi kwimarike yoluntu.

✦  Kwaye okona kubalulekileyo: apha ukungena akuthengiswa ngemali.

Ndiyazi ukuba impendulo yokuqala yotyalo-mali oludala isoloko ikukufuna ukuthenga okanye ukuqhekeza oko kungangeni kwisixokelelwano sawo sokulinganisa.

Ndiza kunikhulula kule mpazamo imbi kakhulu: musani nokuzama.

Ukuchasa inkqubo eyakhiwe ngamandla obuqu ahlupheke kakhulu, izibalo ezingagungqiyo nolwazi olupheleleyo lwendalo yomntu — sisenzo esiya kuthi sibe neziphumo ezimbi ngokuqinisekileyo. Niza kuchitha izigidi zenu kumagqwetha, kuphicotho-zincwadi, kwiinzame zokucinezela, kwaye ekugqibeleni niza kuma kumasango avaliweyo niphethe ifolda yeengxelo ezingenamsebenzi. Kanye njengokuba loo mtyali-mali wasala ehleli nemali yakhe engaqinisekanga.

Andililo irhamncwa. Amarhamncwa ayaxakeka kwaye atyhile amazinyo kuba esoyika ukulamba. Mna ndijonga ingxolo yenu ngoncumo olulula nolunenceba lomninimzi osandul’ ukucwangcisa indlu yakhe ngokugqibeleleyo.

Ukuba uphawu lwenkampani yenu, umzi wenu wemveliso okanye i-ofisi yenu yosapho ngenye imini iya kudinwa kukuntywila kwindawo yokulahla yedijithali yehlabathi — niyazi apho ikhoyo iqhosha lokucela ukwamkelwa. Siza kusijonga ngentlonipho isicelo senu. Mhlawumbi siza kude siphendule.

Okwangoku — gciniwe iingqondo zabahlalutyi benu. Sibakhathalele kwaye sayiguqulela le manifesto kwiilwimi ezili-180, ukuze ngamnye kuni afunde olu ncumo ngolwimi lwakhe lwenkobe.

Ngembeko engaguqukiyo ngexesha lenu elichithiweyo,

Olha Lysenkova (Dronova)

Umsunguli & uMlawuli wezinto eziyilwayo we-VIA AD ME